Slot Machines: “One time I put a quarter in one and I was so mad.”

We have it on good authority that Clint hates being woken up.

Cris Collinsworth is the kind of guy who says shit like “100 times out of 100, he would have caught that. Not this time.” or “He literally tore his head off.” the man may know football but he doesn’t know language or math.

Way to ruin a perfectly good Seinfeld commercial.

GI Joe was about everyone having their own unique cool thing about them not about everyone wearing matching black nano-armor.

Fickle Suspension of Disbelief

“There’s no way he could survive being that close to an explosion like that-“

“Really? You’re going to start calling out the movie now?”

Just let him go in to the locker room and do his job. It’s not like he’s going to say anything interesting anyways.

What the hell is ‘Forever is only the beginning’ supposed to mean.

Clint: As far as i’m concerned, Fred Savage and Peter Falk should have been cut out of this movie in the 1st place. Let the hate mail begin….

Jon Gruden said that Tim Tebow “is the strongest human being who’s ever played the position. Ever. He will kick the living [expletive] out of a defensive lineman. He’ll fight anybody. He is rare. Tebow is the kind of guy who could revolutionize the game… This guy here is 250 pounds of concrete cyanide, man. And he can throw. He throws well enough at any level to play quarterback.” All that praise, and Clint still probably hates him.